can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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