We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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