He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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