yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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