Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I am spending my child support on dildos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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