You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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