He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
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Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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