I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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