she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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