Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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