How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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