Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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