so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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