Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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