so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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