i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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