what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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