Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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