I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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