I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
