did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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