he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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