i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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