Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Randomize
