My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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