Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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