Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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