Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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