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(303): View more from Colorado

I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet

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(562): View more from California

Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up

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(912): View more from Georgia

I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.

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(514): View more from Quebec

The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!

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(336): View more from North Carolina

(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...

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