so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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