Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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