just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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