Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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