we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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