I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.