Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.