I will die if light touches me.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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