so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
