You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
