What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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