It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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