I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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