You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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