Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
this just has baby written all over it
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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