I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I believe in your delicious
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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