Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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