If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
In America we eat man semen.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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