i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
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He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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