Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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