2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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