big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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