I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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