oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
And my parents said I crawled through the house
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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