Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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