There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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